#jujutsu kaisen quotes

[mixakuu]

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭,

𝘐𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺.

[demoonlady]

(Meanwhile, in Akihabara...)

Itadori: This is crazy, Fushiguro! There are game centers everywhere! They're like convenience stores!

Fushiguro: Because this is Akiba.

Itadori: This is crazy, Fushiguro! Those maids are actually trying to get our attention!

Fushiguro: Because this is Akiba.

Itadori: This is crazy, Fushiguro! Is that a pervy video game? That sign is for a pervy game, right? Whoa, is that allowed?! Like, right out in the open! Uh-oh … I’m underage! Will I get in trouble?!

Fushiguro: Shut up already!

[jjk4isen]

super annoying gojo satoru when a girl comes up to you and asks you if he's your brother even after clearly seeing him grabbing your ass and saying super cheesy lines to you to make you only roll your eyes at him.

and you're stuck dumbfounded because it's not rocket science to figure out that you two are a thing just by looking at the both of you because the clingy bastard is quite literally stuck to you everywhere you go, whining and pleading for yet another kiss after stealing several from you.

and it's the same clinginess that prompts him to answer in your stead "yes actually. we're siblings" he beams a smile at you and you scowl, why the hell is he feeding onto this random girl's delusions like that? can't he take the hint?

you're not done scrutinising him when he grabs your chin with his big ass hands and smashes his lips onto yours, tugging and devouring your mouth into an extra sloppy kiss for the girl to take a hint.

he pulls away, a smirk on his lips as he licks his lips where yours had been a second ago. "is that obvious enough?" he chuckles, eyes never leaving yours as you see the girl storm off in the corner of your eye.

[gojosbf]

everyone meet gojo "if i cannot be wanted i will be needed and if i cannot be needed let me be used until there's nothing left of me" satoru

[gardentool]

Nanami: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Gojo: Yes.

Nanami: I was hula-hooping. Y/N and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Gojo: Oh my god.

Nanami: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Gojo: Why are you telling me all this?

Nanami: Because no one will ever believe you.

Gojo: You sick son of a bitch.

[romiiarts]

"will it hurt?"

[delzinrowe]

incorrect jjk quotes [50/?]

[sahaminiloki]

As many times as it takes

[sanjisblackasswife]

Toji’s Body Irl:

Bonus, this is Toji’s body in his late 40s/early 50s😚:

[arctvros]

how are you gonna let yourself get used like that, suguru?

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Utahime: When I said, “Bring me back something from the beach,” I meant like a seashell. Gojo, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn’t fucking say that.

[supremehavok]

JJK Incor. Quotes (3/?)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

[wedarkacademia]

no bond is stronger than a girl and the first anime she ever watched

[merlucide]

Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

[manga-meow]

[gardentool]

[Another Itadori training session]

Nanami: You couldn’t use Black Flash fast enough. You just killed Y/N.

Y/N: Honey…

Nanami: I can’t hear you, Y/N. You’re dead.

Nanami, to Yuji: They bled out in your lap. How will you break the news to me? Let's see.

Yuji: We don't have to do this.

Nanami: Ah, Itadori, how are things going with Y/N, the love of my life? Wait, why are you here at this late hour? And whose blood is that?

Yuji: Okay, I get it.

Nanami: It's Y/N’s? This is devastating. I'm inconsolable. And…

[Nanami snaps his fingers]

Nanami: I’ve killed myself.

Yuji: Cool. I can see this is gonna be fun…